I want to marry my dog

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01/01/2024 1:32 pm

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My dog has been with me six months and is adorable. He is handsome, good looking, well behaved, does as he is told, has class and a lot of energy. I am single and my dog is everything to me, I love to be seen out with him when we go for long walks, he chases after sticks and barks at people to protect me. He is wonderful. and everything I could wish for in a partner. How do I get to marry him so that people can see we are a proper couple? I have a good job, he is unemployed, we live in a nice house, nice big garden, he never helps me with chores, he can be lazy, but he is relaxing when you cuddle him and play with him, and nobody is perfect. Are there legal things I must do and obey to become his wife?

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